STOP your sissy whining! Polygons are awesome, okay. So multi-faceted, so angular, so shape-y. They’re the greatest invention ever. (Besides cotton candy and those little Turkish hats for monkeys.) Polygons selflessly help us in our day to day strife and yet we take them for granted. If it wasn’t for that little green triangle deftly pointing right, how would we know which button stood for PLAY on the remote? If it wasn’t for rectangular boards, we’d bloody have to skywrite the score at a football game. And if it wasn’t for the mighty square, we actually wouldn’t have sliced bread! Without Polygons everything in the world would be amoeba-shaped. Which isn’t even a shape, Godammit! So, enter the world of Polygons. Enjoy their simplicity in full 2D. Marvel at their manysidedness. And if all else fails, point and laugh at them.
DISCLAIMER: If you see a circle in any of the posts, know that it is not a circle. It is merely a Polygon with so so so many sides that it is utterly indistinguishable from a circle; whilst being a Polygon the whole time.
